This is proof positive that the single greatest thing to ever happen to mankind...and Amy Winehouse, was breast implants. Six short weeks ago, you couldn't look directly at Amy Winehouse without permanently risking your penis' ability to become erect and simultaneously catching on fire. Not that you'd stand at attention now for heaven's sake, but for all you girls out there that say your man likes your small breasts, this is either proof you're clinically insane or proof your man is a fantastic liar. Amy Winehouse just jumped at least three points. She was a 1(barely), now she's a solid three. That's progress right there. One year ago, I would've chosen death by hanging over a night of sex with Winehouse, but now, I'd easily be willing to give AIDS a whirl based on this dramatic improvement. She's such a nymph! Purrrrrrrr!
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