Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Kissed by an angel................of death.


If I were 23 years OLD and this were my face, I would wonder what deal I lost with the devil while I was slipped Rohypnol. This is a prime example of what penises, blow, and alcohol will do to you. This must be the new diet for young Hollywood starlets that want to sabotage their own careers.

OMG you look, like, so skinny! I can totally see your eye sockets!

OMG thank you. Yeah, like, I know. I...I...I...I....oh yeah...like I just started the new PBA diet.

OMG...no you didn't? The Penis Blow Alcohol? You're like so lucky!

I know, right? I haven't eaten in like 4 days!

OMG. Sooo jealous!

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