Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Least surprising sports story ever broken...




In Open, available Nov. 9, the eight-time Grand Slam champion admits using crystal meth just before his marriage to former model Brooke Shields in 1997.

The admission will appear in excerpts of the book that are scheduled to appear in Sports Illustrated and PEOPLE later this week.

“Those excerpts contain revelations about Andre’s use of crystal meth when he was a tennis player,” said Paul Bogaards, director of media relations at Knopf.


If you ever watched Andre Agassi play and you're surprised by this news, blame the genes you got from your parents because you're stupid. Take one look at that trailerpark, station wagon meth lab meth hair. Of course he did meth. He was always jittery, fidgety, and moved around the court in jerky bursts. His eyes always seemed wide open like crazy eyes from Mr Deeds. Will meth in tennis prove to be like steroids in baseball? Time will tell. If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

"Nedal sure is flying around that court today. Someone better test this guy for meth."

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