Thursday, October 8, 2009
Jabba the Hut will eat holes in your rental house...
Kevin Federline is accused of trashing a rental house in Tarzana, California. This is the home where K-Fat lived until this past May. The owners of the house claim Federline skipped out without paying his last 6 months in rent. Even worse though, the owners claim Federline turned their home into a cigarette, spit-stained dump.
Now, the owners have fired off a nasty letter to the wannabe rapper, demanding $110,661 in unpaid rent and damages which include:
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
- Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)
These people should have their reproductive license revoked just for allowing K-Fat to rent their home. I would rather let a tertiary syphilis husband and an ebola leper wife share my bed with me than allow K-Fat to spend one night in my house. The most predictable thing ever done by a human being was Britney marrying that douche for like 14 minutes, then divorcing, and then marrying and reproducing with K-Fat, a back-up dancer.
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